There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
