Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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