Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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