found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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