She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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