he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Just puked most of my soul out..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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