sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
