you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We talked him into tasing himself.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Randomize
