so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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