Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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