It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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