So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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