everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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