My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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