She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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