I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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