I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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