no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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