I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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