I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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