dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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