Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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