Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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