brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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