Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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