'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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