i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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