guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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