i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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