Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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