do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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