i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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