I cockslap morals
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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