Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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