What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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