I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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