I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
