She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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