Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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