i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
operation harelip BJ is a go
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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