eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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