When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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