Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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