You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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