We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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