i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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