she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
sex in a hospital.. check
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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