those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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