Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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