It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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