can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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